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6 Healer Anub, Saints goto the Super Bowl

Not even 49 attempts tonight. Tonight's pure fail isn't really excusable, but come on, did you see the NFC Championship? Calrich had to yell at everyone to turn off the TVs or we'll wait til the end of the game. Of course we didn't do either and still managed to down Anub'arak with 6 healers. Insanity would have been nice, but even without the distraction, I don't think we would have gotten it tonight. Raiding's always more fun when Calrich is yelling, though.

The definition of fail.

We all know there's plenty of examples to support failure in WoW...

I was in a cross server pug the other day, and I use rankwatch which reports to chat if someone in your party is using lower rank abilities.

I nicely tell this hunter after the run to buy the rest of his abilities for next time, and this is his response:


<01:08:57 PM>[PL] [80:Niobe-Terenas]: there's nothing at my trainer to train in dipshit sorry i cant be a pro on wow

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You know what really grinds my gears?

Today I joined a random dungeon with this guy and his tank friend Lichborn. Geared in easily farmable ICC gear, and both sporting their SO HARD TO OBTAIN Ashen Verdict titles, these guys thought they were the best players in WoW. I believe both were from Smolderthorn. The rest of the group was filled out by a mediocre ret paly, a terrible arcane mage, and my resto druid Catform.

So we go through Nexus and these two wannabe elite players talk to each other in party chat as if they can't use guild chat or vent. No Putricide ten man kill and no achievements other than Boned and the Saurfang achievement. We make it to Keristrasza and I get a tell from the DK. "Just click yes." Knowing what he's about to do I respond with "Sure, if you tell your friend to gem correctly." (not a single ArP gem) I think to myself, goodbye mage, and then I see this:

That was the paladin. He barely said a word the entire instance and he wasn't, by far, the lowest dps in the group. I guess cause he was the group leader? I don't know. It was a pretty douchebag move. I didn't even kick yes. The vote passed before I was able to click anything. Oh and the DK did respond to what I said about the warrior's gems. "He's arms." Yeah. Bad players are bad, but this just takes the cake. Gear is giving so many shit guilds and shit players confidence that they're actually good. It annoys the hell out of me. I remember Katrin telling us about an alliance paladin that said "You guys will never see a gear score like mine" after the group complained about how terrible he was. He had a 5500 gearscore (pretty much every person in our guild is over 5500). Gotta love the players in these randoms and guilds that use gear to measure skill!

The Pioneers of Penis, Part Two

It's part two because part one is on my desktop computer, this is my laptop. Part one gets posted later. You will also find out why it's called "The Pioneers of Penis" in that post.

All the areas you wish you could see; except for a few. This post is pretty much just going to be a bunch of image links to pictures of some really cool and normally inaccessible areas in World of Warcraft. All of these pictures feature Enphoius, Turgor, Reizoko, and Myself; Temptate (now Saga) was present for some of them.

YOU CAN VIEW THE PICTURES BY COPYING THE LINKS INTO YOUR BROWSER, DAMNIT. IF YOU'RE SMART YOU CAN SEE THAT THE URL ONLY CHANGES BY THE NUMBER THE END OF IT; SO CHANGE THE URL BY ADDING 1 TO THE NUMBER AT THE END OF THE URL TO VIEW THEM QUICKLY.

Us getting to the top of Karazhan; without zoning into the instance. Unfortunately I disconnected about half way up
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=56
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=57

Here's a picture of us behind Zul'Aman's walls; once again without zoning into the instance. Pretty much just some one-way texturing viewed from behind.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=58

Some pictures of us behind Ghostlands, the odd looking force-field thing at the edge of the world definately does NOT keep you from falling off, by the way.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=59
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This picture was taken after we were walking around behind Ghostlands for a while, and ended up on a mountain top overlooking Deatholme.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=64

Here is an odd night elf structure behind the "instance portal" from Ghostlands into Eastern Plaguelands.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=65

The following are a bunch of pictures taken on top of Blackrock Mountain; we wanted to see if Nefarian's Lair was up there, as it turns out, it was! The only issue is that the lair is surrounded by a one-way texture box which prevents you from seeing the inside while viewing from out of the box. A couple of these pictures showcase this texture box; which players have collision with, mind you.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=66
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After hopping around in Nefarian's Lair, we found out that there was seemingly no way to get out... Thankfully, feared targets can run through the texture box, so we used that mechanic to get out. This picture was taken as we made our way to the nameless zone between Stormwind and Ironforge; where geographically speaking, the tram should run underneath.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=73

That zone actually had absolutely nothing in it and was utterly uninteresting, so here's a view of Stormwind's Keep from the edge of that nothingness.
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=74
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=75

HERE'S ME WHEN I GOT MY THUNDERFURY AFTER JUST THREE YEARS OF FARMING!
http://www.sleep-guild.com/download/file.php?mode=view&id=76