How to Obtain Thunderfury

Dueling outside of Org always gets interesting when someone like this passes by; he was completely in awe of the fact that my weapon, Thunderfury, was orange. He was so interested that he immediately wanted to know how to get it; Reizoko and Turgor, being the kind people that they are, decided to enlighten him. Thankfully I managed to capture most of the instructions.

At first he was mainly interested in if I had found Thunderfury originally enchanted with crusader, after I explained I did not, he took interest in that Reizoko was explaining to him that I in fact found Thunderfury off of a boar outside of Orgrimmar. With this new-found information, he took to slaughtering boars.


After killing quite a few boars Turgor explained that he was simply experiencing bad RNG and it was in fact, a random drop, also, Turgor added that there was more to obtaining Thunderfury than just looting it; the boars only dropped an orange fragment.


The second step, Turgor explained, was to bring the fragment to Thrall, but the fragment could be absolutely anywhere. Confused by all of this, the warlock confessed that he had never heard of this, but was not surprised of that, as we are in fact, amazingly geared WoW players, so we must know everything. Turgor consoled the warlock stating that it is hard to learn everything about WoW, because it is so vast a game.


After this we watched him kill a few more boars, then Turgor started to feel bad and said that one of us should explain to him the truth about Thunderfury. Reizoko immediately ran away from the scene because he is a pussy, I followed because it is entertaining to watch him fly away on his nitro-boots, now Turgor, feeling left out, decided to follow as well, leaving the poor warlock to slaughter boars for hours in search of the legendary shard to turn into Thrall.


SOON TO COME: STORIES OF THE PIONEERS OF PENIS; THEIR TALE WRITTEN IN THE ROCK VAGINA.